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klaine:

things that are actually canon :

  • blaine thinks about kurt when he masturbates
  • they were snooki and the situation for halloween
  • they watch bad reality tv together
  • kurt wants to marry blaine
  • kurt is the love of blaine’s life
  • they sext
  • they want to grow old together
Via I told you, I'm never saying goodbye to you.
  • (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
  • Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
  • (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
  • Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
  • Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
  • (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
  • Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
Via na blein hwnw'n hoyw
Trick or Treat! Bada-bing!: ohblainers: Kurt has a plan for the fall; he’s keeping pretty...

ohblainers:

Kurt has a plan for the fall; he’s keeping pretty tight-lipped about it, but Blaine knows there’s something in the works. Kurt had spent a few long days glued to his laptop and then took a trip to the post office with his messenger bag overflowing with envelopes, only joking,…

Via Trick or Treat! Bada-bing!

So Kurt started flirting with Chandler, while he was engaged?



rachelandmeganloveklaine:

purplemixel:

This is what it looks like when your whole world is falling apart…

(Source: whenthesuspenderscomeoff)


Via It's gonna be worth it 'cause that's what love is.


(Source: foodpoorn)


Ladies, just because you meet someone that’s a lesbian or bisexual, it does not mean they want to fuck you and are going to fall in love with you. Lesbians and bisexuals aren’t whores who would fuck any female. And guys, calm down, just because he’s a homosexual does not mean he wants to fuck you up the ass, so stop being a pussy and be a man and talk to the guy, treat him like a human being, he deserves it.

craniumclutter:

(Source: sadness-is-a-place)

Via The Brightest Witch Of Her Age ϟ

fic: you’re in my arms and all the world is gone

cubbybuddies:

pairing: kurt/blaine
word count: 1500 ish
rating: nc-17

prompt: Kurt has an inappropriate boner problem when he watches Blaine gel his hair after a girls night/sleepover…. shhhh they’ve got to be quiet if they’re gonna do anything about it.

a/n: CASS THE ENABLER STRIKES BACK. i hope this is okay, sweetheart :s

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Via    i love sammi



bendydicks:

le-struudel:

thescienceofobsession:

#this looks like a musical #Sherlock is singing about all the wonderful things that would be in the world if he had Jim #he will woo him with song #and they’ll sing a duet #and then they will kiss #on the edge of the building at sunset

and then jim’s solo
 
 

#Sherlock on Broadway



cameronbaum:

nogoodturkey:

because we all know thor’s theme song is I THREW IT ON THE GROUND


Via Come with me to neverland


(Source: blueboxfrog)


scaredpotter:

forever wondering what the punchline of uncle vernon’s japanese golfer joke was

Via scales and arpeggios

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

laffyourassoff:

Someone give this trolling bastard a trophy
Via The Last Enemy To Be Destroyed Is Death
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